Taylor - 16 - USA
Helena Bonham Carter
Harry Potter Family
I'm such a fag
I Follow Back
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
“Alright, laundry sheriff.”
When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.
*whispers* bumper desks
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL
"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential."
I laughed so hard I started crying
Who wore it better?
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THIS PARALLEL AHHHHHHHHHH.
I DON’T THINK ANYBODY DID UNTIL LIKE THE 25TH BILLION TIME OF WATCHING IT
THIS MOVIE IS DEEP
“Goes to the desert
The same war his dad rehearsed
Comes back with flags on coffins and says
"We won, oh we won""
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black